It’s a bold statement, sweetened with satire and a crumbly, playful edge.
The artist collective MSCHF is rolling out an ultra-limited edition line of MSCHF Scout Cookies—inviting fans to cash in on its capsule collection of Girl Scout-esque biscuits. Each of the three exclusive Scout Cookie kits packs 528 boxes of premium treats, plus four full MSCHF Scout uniforms to amp up the authenticity.
MSCHF has built a reputation for wild, head-scratching stunts, but this latest move is about more than just making a buck. Even with its eye-catching packaging, the upcoming release is a sharp social commentary on American consumerism and the relentless hustle of commercial life—a bold message wrapped in delicious, tongue-in-cheek satire.
This drop takes exclusivity to extremes: only three of these limited-edition kits will be up for grabs. The 528 boxes in each kit feature three one-of-a-kind flavors: Treasury Mints, Caramel Cashouts, and Peanut Butter Profits. And the packaging? It oozes nostalgia, mixing a retro scout camp vibe with logo designs that nod to classic, old-school mascots.
Beyond the edible goodies, each kit includes a set of custom MSCHF Scout uniforms—complete with shirts, neckerchiefs, hats, and a unique sash dotted with custom badges. These badges “mark your journey toward becoming an elite sales warrior,” per MSCHF. To back fans up “in the field,” the collective also tossed in an official sales guide, which includes the “9 Commandments of Scout Salesmanship.” Think mantras like “I am ready for war” and “I have no limits.”
Billed as “intended for resale via child labor,” the satirical drop is rooted in hard-hitting social criticism. As the MSCHF Scout Manifesto puts it: “We raise our kids ‘right’ in this country—from the second they enter middle school, we slot them smoothly into the machine of alienated labor.”
The MSCHF Scout Cookies collection hits the market today at 2 PM EST. But with such a tiny batch available, it’s all but guaranteed to sell out in the blink of an eye. If you’re craving more retro-inspired design, check out Burt’s Bees’ latest campaign, which draws inspiration from a nostalgic summer camp vibe. And if you’re on the hunt for more packaging ideas, peek at Matty Matheson’s sleek food branding work.
